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Pork Fries $10
Seasoned fries –topped with orange juice slow cooked pulled- Sweet Armour bbq sauce – drizzled with ranch dressing -cheese blend
-BBQ -Ranch -cheese
extra BBQ .50 extra ranch .50 extra cheese $2 extra meat $2
PPT $10
- served with fresh cut fries
3X Slow cooked pulled pork soft tacos- cheese blend – lettuce- sweet and spicy chutney –jalapeno
-cheese -lettuce -chutney – jalapeno – tortilla
extra cheese $2 extra lettuce extra chutney .50 extra meat $2 extra jalapeno
Pork Sandy
Slow cooked pulled pork- cheese blend- dill pickles – Sweet Armour BBQ- piled on a soft bun
-bun -cheese -pickles -BBQ
extra cheese$2 extra BBQ .50 extra pickles extra pork$2 add lettuce add tomato add onion
Unmanageable Cow $12
– served with fresh cut fries
seasoned beef patty - sweet and spicy chutney spread - cola grilled onions - mustard - lettuce - tomato - dill pickles - over medium fried egg - cheese blend - on a fat toasted hamburger bun
-bun – egg – lettuce – tomato - cheese – pickles – onions – chutney
extra lettuce extra tomato extra onion extra pickles extra cheese $2 extra beef$2 extra egg $2 extra chutney .50 add bacon $2
DRUNKEN COW $12
served with fresh cut fries
seasoned beef - sticky bourbon sauce- crispy bacon - spastic mac and cheese - cola grilled onions - dried cranberries- cheese blend - on fat toasted hamburger bun
-bun - cheese - cranberries -burbon sauce - bacon
extra cheese $2 extra beef $2 extra bacon$2 extra mac and cheese $2 extra cranberries extra bourbon sauce $1
Your Average Cow $10
– served with fresh cut fries
seasoned beef patty - mayo - lettuce - tomato - cola grilled onion - dill pickles - 3 cheese blend - all on your average toasted hamburger bun
-bun – lettuce – tomato - cheese – pickles – onions
extra lettuce extra tomato extra onion extra pickles extra cheese $2 extra beef$2 add bacon $2
Buffalo Ranch Cow $10
– served with fresh cut fries
seasoned beef patty - lettuce- ranch - tomato- Anthonys hot sauce- cheese blend - all on your average hamburger bun
-bun – lettuce – tomato – cheese
extra lettuce extra tomato extra cheese $2 extra beef $2 add bacon $2
COWBOY $10
– served with fresh cut fries
seasoned beef - Sweet Armour BBQ Sauce - lettuce - tomato - dill pickles - cola grilled onions - cheese blend - on fat toasted hamburger bun
-bun – lettuce – tomato - cheese – pickles – onions
extra lettuce extra tomato extra onion extra cheese $2 extra beef $2 add bacon $2
WINGS $12
- served with fries
marinated wings- deep fried to perfection – tossed in your choice of sauce
-Sweet Armour BBQ style- served with ranch
-Anthonys Hot Sauce style - served with ranch
-Sweet and Spicy Chutney – served with ranch
-Honey Garlic- served with ranch
Turf Po’Boy $10
-served with fresh cut fries
grilled polish sausage - cola grilled onions - cheese blend - mustard - sweet and spicy chutney packed in a toasted hoagie bun
-bun -cheese - onions
extra cheese $2 extra onion extra chutney .50
Comfort Zone $10
- served with fresh cut fries
Grilled mac and cheese sandwich- extra cheese- sundried tomatoes- crispy bacon- all on garlic buttered toasted texas toast
-sundried tomato - bacon
extra cheese $2 extra bacon $2 extra mac and cheese $2 extra sundried tomato
Kitchen sInk $10
seasoned fries- beef - lettuce - tomato - cheese blend - over medium fried egg - sweet and spicy chutney
– lettuce – tomato – cheese – chutney – egg
extra lettuce extra tomato extra onion extra cheese $2 extra beef $2
extra egg $2 extra chutney .50 add bacon $2
Grilled chicken Sandwich $12 – served with fresh cut fries
grilled marinated chicken breast- mayo – cheese blend - fresh spinach - chunky veggie relish - placed on toasted gourmet bun
-bun -cheese -spinach -veggie relish
extra chicken $2 extra cheese $2 extra spinach extra veggie relish
Grilled chicken Salad $12
grilled marinated chicken breast- fresh greens - chunky veggie relish - pickled beets-cheese blend- served with ranch
-veggie relish -pickled beets -cheese -ranch
extra chicken$2 extra veggie relish extra ranch .50 extra chees $2
SpAstic maC and cHeesE $6
from scratch creamy 3 cheese blend cheese sauce - special herbs and seasonings - poured over large elbow pasta
Fresh cUT seasOneD friES $5
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